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Filmmaking Out Takes
Film Funnies, Movie Mistakes,
Film Quotes, Movie Cliches and Jokes 

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Daily News Satire Headlines

Film Funnies, Quotes and Movie Mistakes

10 Things you Need to Know to Become a Film Director
http://www.exposure.co.uk/eejit/10direct/index.html

Adbusters - Spoof Ads
http://adbusters.org/spoofads/

Big List of Movie Mistakes
http://www.movie-mistakes.com

Big List of TV Mistakes
http://www.tv-mistakes.com/

Cinematic Slip-Ups
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/2549/slips.html

Colin's Movie Monologue Page
http://www.whysanity.net/monos/

DUMPS - Student Film Advice
http://www.filmmaker.com/dumps/

Famous Quotes
http://www.bfm.nl/quotes/showbiz.htm

Film and TV Quotes
http://www.filmquotes.com/

Film Flubs
http://flubs.com/

Film Goofs
http://us.imdb.com/Sections/Goofs/

Greatest Quotes from Great Films
http://www.filmsite.org/moments0.html

How to Tell a Chick Flick From a Macho Movie
http://members.aol.com/kshaskan/chickflick.html

Movie and Television Mistakes
http://www.everwonder.com/david/mistakes.html

Movie Cliches
http://www.moviecliches.com/

Moviesthatsuck
http://www.moviesthatsuck.com/

Moviepooper
http://www.moviepooper.com/

Plot-o-matic (tm) Movie Plot Generator
http://www.maddogproductions.com/plotomatic.htm

Robert Rodriguez's 10-minute Film School
http://www.exposure.co.uk/makers/minute.html

Star Wars Blooper Guide
http://www.egosystem.com/starwars/bloopers.htm

The Editing Room - Abridged Scripts for Movies
http://ter.air0day.com/

The Flubs of Jurassic Park
http://www.bigwaste.com/library/jurassicflubs/

The MovieQuotes Site
http://www.moviequotes.com/

The Nitpickers Sites
http://nitpickers.com/

Trailervision
http://www.trailervision.com/

Useless Movie Quotes
http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/

Wallywood.com
http://www.wallywood.co.uk/

Whoops! Movie Goofs, Flubs, Flaws and Mistakes
http://www.saunalahti.fi/~frog1/goofs/

Jokes, Satire, Cartoons and Other Humor

Andy's Page Of Funny Stuff
http://members.tripod.com/~andybauch/

Comedy On Tap
http://www.comedyontap.com/

Dumb Laws
http://www.dumblaws.com/

Elizabethan Insults
http://www.renfaire.com/Language/insults.html

Joe-King
http://Joe-King.com/

Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist
http://www.madkane.com/

Mother-In-Law Stories and Mother-In-Law Jokes
http://www.motherinlawstories.com/

The Flummery Digest
http://www.ora.com/people/staff/sierra/flum/toc.htm

The Mother of All Excuses Place
http://madtbone.tripod.com/

The Top 5 List
http://www.topfive.com/

This is True
http://www.thisistrue.com/

Totally Absurd - Need a Quick Laugh?
http://totallyabsurd.com/

Totally Useless Office Skills
http://www.jlc.net/~useless/

Useless Information Home Page
http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/index.html

Welcome to the BAD FADS Museum
http://www.badfads.com/home.html

Yuckiest Site on the Internet
http://www.yucky.com/

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